The Randomness Express


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Me, eating free food


How some of my friends probably view my food choices

And ironically kinda how I view “healthy” food…

When somebody is trying to drag me along for a run

When someone tries to explain to me why my eating habits are unhealthy

Two seconds after my friend and I say we’re going on a diet

When not even food can motivate me to workout

After the first week of warm weather

That moment you realize that nice girl you met is actually a total bitch

After I eat twenty bajillion pounds of food and fall into a food coma

And my friends are trying to get me to do something: